I've found the answer...and it's fish oil

Dahlinks, I’ve found the answer and it’s fish oil. This is for internal consumption I hasten to add. Lord only knows what Serge would think if I started on the fish oil facials and the all-over sardine body-rub. It’s the Omega 3 you see. And Omega 6. And for heavens sake don’t forget to chew on some Ginko Biloba. It’s brain food for children, adults and especially for women of a certain age. Not that I am a certain age of course, I’m not. I don’t have an age.

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age”

That was Lucille Ball – I read the quote in ‘healthy’ magazine. Dear, darling Lucille. You were so right. But you’re dead. So I thought I had better find a little extra assistance to supplement the lying.

I picked up a copy of ‘healthy’ magazine at Holland & Barrett for just £1.50. It’s one of those River Publishing customer magazines and it’s the fastest growing health magazine in the UK. Well that doesn’t surprise me – in just one single issue I was able to read about hot flushes, thrush, men’s gonads and the birds and the bees. Honestly, that kind of line-up wouldn’t have been out of place on the ‘topshelf’, but actually those clever River editorial types have managed to balance the real health issues with our day-to-day lives.

And my day-to-day life, let me tell you, requires all the detoxification and supplementation I can find. I came away with simply armfuls of pills, potions and lotions that should take care of my outers, my lowers and dare even I mention, my innards – you know, those special little itches? They’re all taken care of thanks to ‘healthy’ and Holland & Barrett and of course River Publishing. Would you believe 98% of ‘healthy’ readers have or will probably buy something that is featured in the magazine. The other 2% are obviously stupid.

So, even after the collapse of my recent pig’s liver and cumquat smoothie diet – please, don’t even ask – I still have a balanced feeling of well-being and I’m able to take on all the martinis and daiquiris that the world has to throw at me. I really must find out what other customer magazines River Publishing are involved with – they seem to be doing me and me colon the power of good.

Ciao-ciao dahlinks, and feel free to contact me, we can do lunch – ping me a mail. More soon…

Angelica